I love my CPE, PEs and INVs. Do you?

The exams have been all sorts of exciting! Late nights, pre exam jitters, last minute crisis's, emotional upheavals before and after but especially during the exam when you find out nothing you studied comes out, collective sighs of relief, desperation, or dumb muteness at the end of every paper, and who can forget the exact same phrasing of instructions before every paper? I honestly fear for the results, but I've done my best, I hope, and left no room for regrets. (:

Candidates, you are reminded that you are not allowed to bring into the hall any unauthorised items such as hand phones, pagers, or any other devices capable of storing and displaying visual or verbal information. If they are found in your possesion or on your table during the examination, it will be deemed as a dishonest act. If you have any such items in your possesion, please bring them to the front of the hall now.

Place your NRIC and entry proof on the right hand corner of your table. Today's paper is 1234/01/Subject, please check that you have got the correct question paper and the correct stationary, writing materials and a cover page.

There will be 3 hours given for this paper, the timing will be strictly followed, and no extra time for the reading of questions will be given. This paper will start at 2p.m. and end at 5p.m.

You may write your name, centre number, index number and subject on the cover page now.

The time now is 2p.m., you may start writing.